Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
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can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
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i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me
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waking up and getting up are two very very different things
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how much do islands cost i want one
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i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
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It’s 2am, and I finally finished my project. Also, puppy ate my charger cord for my phone. Guess who won’t be very active until she finds a way to charge it? Ha. I’m a cat person. Fuck you, Eric. Fuck you, Ashley. Fuck you for buying a puppy that you’re going to beat and ignore because she doesn’t know better. Fuck you for buying a puppy and immediately taking a two week vacation. Fuck you for leaving her here. I hope she eats everything you love.
